You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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