Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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