Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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