I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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