thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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