I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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