Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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