I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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