Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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