just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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