Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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