I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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