Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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