i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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