It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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