Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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