There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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