Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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