I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Randomize
