someone threw a dead crab at me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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