we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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