Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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