The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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