Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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