I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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