what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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