OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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