Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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