it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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