So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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