I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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