Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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