I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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