Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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