She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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