Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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