is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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