ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
How's work?
Spinning.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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