The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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