he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's never too late to be topless.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
