Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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