you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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