u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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