I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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