the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
one might say we're banned from that church
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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