id be glad to
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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