I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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