Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I had to cum in my sink.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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