I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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