I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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