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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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