I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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